gursping 

The act of drinking a bottle of piss left on the side of a road by a driver who needed to use the toilet, usually a trucker.

Hey Tom, wanna play RL tonight?

"Nah I cant man, I'm going gursping up the A34"

gursping by skepok May 14, 2023

Gurping

A combination of guzzle and slurp, often used in the context of consuming cum.

Chris loves a good gurping session.

Gurping by Cum lover 69 September 7, 2020

garsping

To be so consumed by thirst for an alcoholic beverage that one is showing a biological response to quench said thirst, much as one might be gasping when short of breath.

Mathew was absolutely garsping for a pint on his arrival in Dublin.

garsping by garspingman April 24, 2015

gurping

snyonomous to tripping, stressing out, bugging out, freaking out.

yo man, why are you gurping? relax theres no reason to gurp.

gurping by jeffers.kim December 8, 2005

gurping

The condition of being under the influence of psychedlic mushrooms.

I was gurping so hard it took me 45 minutes to tie my shoes.

gurping by WadeB July 11, 2006

gurping

when an over-hyper woman grips another man’s nipple with her toes

“she was gurping my moob pokers so good last night”

gurping by tete2296 November 20, 2017

Gurping

After gooning so much, you begin to shoot blanks uncontrollably.

"Did you hear, Franklin exhausted himself last night after watching something."
"Yeah.. He said he couldn't stop gurping."

Gurping by anonymous March 24, 2026