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Gurgling 

When someone takes gargling semen to an entirely new level.
Dude 2: Dude did you hear how Nate started gurgling semen?

Dude: Eww thats soo gross he's broke through another level of gay!
Gurgling by 219 informant December 18, 2013
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gurgling sewer 

The sound that is made when one person (man or woman) grapefruits another person (man).

See definition of grapefruiting
Used in a sentence: “she gave me the best grapefruiting last night while I was watching the teenage mutant ninja turtles on tv; the gurgling sewer noise was so loud I hade to crank up the volume to 42! “
gurgling sewer by DialUpDaddy March 22, 2020

Gurgling Genital Gargoyle

The Act of tucking your Cock and Balls in between your legs and backing up to a window with your ass and letting loose a G&L Fart.
Damn, he blew the windows out in style with a Gurgling Genital Gargoyle!!!!!!!
Gurgling Genital Gargoyle by T & E September 7, 2005

gurgling gutbuster 

When a girl is giving you a blow job and your about to finish so you force your cock deep into her throut and blow your load and as she is choking you punch the shit out of her stomach and watch her gurgle.
Baby I wanted to tickle your gishshmogul as you suck my wang and then BAM GURGLING GUTBUSTER
gurgling gutbuster by COCKYPUSE March 10, 2010

gurgling queef 

The sound a woman's vagina makes after releasing douche-fluid from her vaginal cavity.
Tina's pussy was really stinky.

So i mentioned to Tina , "next time i come over make sure you are nice and clean down there for me".

One week later i went over to Tina's and made passionate sweet-smelling love to her.

After I came on her ass, i proceeded with my after sex ritual of cleaning off my dick resin and scrubbing my balls.

As I was cleaning my shaft i noticed a little unmarked bottle.

Tina followed me into the shower and I asked her what the bottle was for.

"It's a douche", she said.

She then asked me if she should use it.

I said "Yah, clean that shit out."

She then proceeded to squeeze the bottle and inject douche fluid into her vaginal cavity.

A few moments later she turned off the shower and said to me, "i don't really like this part."

Before I could even ask her what she meant by the previous statement, she released the douche-fluid onto the porcelain bathtub floor.

What followed was the most loud, intense and drawn out gurgling queef I have ever heard.
gurgling queef by Wetme April 23, 2014

Gurgling Monk 

A scrappy little Savage skater, usually riding a wood with a Dickfish on it.
also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew.
"Bro, Gurgling Monk's got that trick down!"
"Kinda like when he Feltched mountain dew out of that sexy bitches ass."
Gurgling Monk by AlbinOxRhino November 28, 2012

cum gurgling gutter slut 

a slut who gargles semen like mouth wash before continuing to swallow it. thus making the gurgling sound
JON DOE: before the slut swallowed my load she gargled it like mouth wash

Jon Doe 2: wat a cum gurgling gutter slut
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