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guower

A performative monkey that drinks matcha and listens to ken carson.
girls dont like you because your such a guower.
by Jay the Based God disciple August 31, 2025
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Glower

Glower is a slang for a Federal Agent, usually used for one in disguise over the internet.
The slang comes from a racist rant by the coder of TempleOS Terry A. Davis.
"The CIA n*gg*rs glow in the dark, you can see them when you are driving. You just gotta run 'em over with your car."
Moderator: Don't post links on open chat, there are a lot of glowers in this server.
by LateVann December 4, 2020
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grower (song)

A song or piece of music that doesn't appeal to a person on first listen, but after a while "grows" and becomes enjoyable in time. This is a common occurrence.
"At first I didn't like SONG A at all, but now after a week or so of listening, I love it. It is a grower (song)."
by UrbanDictionaryHelp July 29, 2009
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Jake Gower

A bourbon-ginger drink
Person 1:
Bartender can I get a Jake Gower?
Bartender:
1 Bourbon-ginger coming your way.
by athensmongrel November 7, 2011
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Grower

it's not much to look at soft but damn that thing can grow
Kinsey pulled Shawn's soft cock out saddened then suddenly she realized he was a big time grower. Now she has something to play with & gag on.
by Kinzeepounder81 February 6, 2019
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grower or shower

A grower is someone who's dick looks tiny when soft but gets to a much larger size when hard. A shower is someone whose dick is already most of the full size soft and basically just solidifies when hard.
Grower or Shower

I'm so sick of being a grower bro I wish I was a shower so my dick looked bigger
by Mh2k16 September 27, 2018
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shower not a grower

a guy with a big schlong, but it doesnt get any bigger once erect.
"when I got into bed with this guy his penis was big but once he was turned on it did not get any bigger, he was a shower not a grower"
by mepheld November 2, 2013
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