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gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003
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A mashup of words that translates to the phrase "Going to"
"I'm in a sewer, Terry, I'm gunsta talk about the turtles."
Gunsta by Browcoat101 May 9, 2018

Gunsel fuck 

An individual that buys all of his "cowboy" gear at the local cowboy wannabe supply store and listens to atrocious music about pick up trucks and tractors, yet all the while is the sorriest excuse for a hand you will ever meet. He has never even seen a cow but calls himself a cowboy because he has cheesey boots, a Kenny Chesney straw hat, and a giant store bought buckle he proudly sports to hold up his camo pants. The ultimate poser and a disgrace that pisses on the culture and tradition of the cattle punching profession.
He says he's a cowboy but he actually doesn't know a damn thing about horses or cattle or how to drive that tractor his damn radio is always singing about?!? What a gunsel fuck.
Gunsel fuck by Reddirt May 31, 2014

Gusset typist 

Female form of masturbation...think about it.
The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.
Gusset typist by Babsy4220 June 23, 2009
Someone seriously into guns and shooting, probably a member of a shooting. Someone who shoots on a regular basis.
That gunster is always at the range.
Gunster by Gunster UK January 28, 2017

Gusset Tuffet

A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.
Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.