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Gunsexual 

Someone who identifies as Gunsexual is both physically and sexually attracted to firearms. Gunsexuals will often be in relationships with multiple guns large and small. Gunsexuals do not choose to be gunsexual but are actually born that way. Scientists have found physical traits exhibited in gunsexuals that give root to the idea that they were born the way they are. Those physical traits are small penis and micro-penis. Currently no nation or state recognizes Human-Gun marriage. Humans mate with guns usually by insertion of the penis (males) into the barrel of said gun or by insertion of the gun into the vagina (females) or the anus (males or females). Gunsexualism is most predominant in the south where guns can be found to sleep with their sister guns.
Cleetis is gunsexual and is in the closet about being attracted to his AR-15. He claims that he is just "exercising his second amendment right" and "protecting himself" but he secretly uses it to insert and stimulate his anus, as do most owners of said weapon.
Gunsexual by JuFu August 6, 2014
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Gunsexual 

Gunsexual is used to describe trump supporters or people who are sexually attracted to Guns.
Hey, you see that country boy over there he just came out as gunsexual.
Gunsexual by ILOVECOOOOCHIE October 19, 2020
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When a younger person sexually identifies as an old person (e.g. grandparent)
Why does Suzy insist on using her handmade doilies as condoms and making her cats watch us fuck? She must be a gransexual!
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