a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an orgasm, pull out, and spit on her back jerking off all the while, you must time it right so when she turns around thinking the love making is over, you cum right in her face!

often confused with The Houdini

***this is in direct reference to the assasination of jfk, except they used bullets instead of cum. ***

concerned co-worker: what happened to your eye janine?

janine: oh, that shit stain of a boyfriend performed a second gunman on me at point blank range.

second gunman by aj cockandballs February 7, 2005

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Smiling gunman

Something you don't see often.

Your murderers might come to you with a smile, but most of the time they are not still wearing one at the time they kill you. A smiling gunman is rare.

Smiling gunman by Solid Mantis March 7, 2021

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Dutch Gunman

An extreme sex act that has already taken seven lives, and is not afraid to take more.

Yo, Carl performed the new dutch gunman over his usual dirty drake and added another death to the seven before.

Dutch Gunman by sldkfjwoi3r May 1, 2011

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Lone Gunman

The Lone Gunman is when a man jerks off in the corner while choking himself with his gun belt.

Did you hear Jake died last night?
No How?
He was pulling the lone gunman and did not withdraw fast enough!

Lone Gunman by Sauski February 13, 2009

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