"Up the Gumpstump" is a saying used to describe a large quantity of anything.
Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.
Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.
The remains of chewed gum thrown by people onto the floor (indoor or out) to which over a period of time, said remains of gum resembles a black pot hole, but without the hole. There currently exists specialized tools to remove gumpots, usually consisting of a long pole and a gillette type blade on the end to scrape them off the floor. However, gumpots are ubiquitous AND perpetual, around the world due to humans fixation and habits relating to chewing gum.
The train platform was littered with gumpots due to commuters discarding their chewing gum on the floor.
(Noun): Gumpytickle is the name for the most gorgeous little girl in the world.
She is smart, has eyes that pierce right through you and most of all... she loves to bite! Laptops, teddy bears and noses; yes Gumpytickle as cute as she may seem is a babyninja.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!