Gumpette 

Gumpette: An individual of the female gender who demonstrates distinctively gumpish behavior.

Concerned User: Hmm... it appears that I am missing some emails?

Customer Service Gumpette: It not that they are missing, there are problem with the exchange at the moment, a lot of at people are having the same problem...

Gumpette by Jellyfish February 3, 2007

gumbette 

A female version of a gumby (Someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but fuck everything up. - Scotty). Originally used to describe a particularly gumby Punjabi girl called Priya.

Priya we'll never get this spit roast going with you being such a gumbette!

gumbette by ghettosmurf August 31, 2007

gimpette

a non male who acts like a complete spastic

Dude ya should have seen shaz, she acted like a real Gimpette.

gimpette by rev_neil February 5, 2008