guitarmac 

1. The surface on which one typically plays guitar. Does not have to be an actual tarmac or similar item. Can be used during practice, concert, or jamming.

I sat on my guitarmac to test my new riff. I fell asleep on there too. Good thing my bed is my guitarmac.

guitarmac by mellowfellow February 25, 2009

guitariac 

Adjective. This is used to describe
* someone that loves their guitar
* someone that have sex with their guitar
* someone that loves guitars and people who play guitars such as matthew bellamy from muse.
* someone that is interested in the mechanical side of guitars and generally guitars.

omg... Matt Bellamy has sex with his guitar!!!
guitars are so cool
gosh you are such a guitariac!
Emily : i love matthew bellamy
Dom : oh.. well i love him too! sooo much!
Katy : you two are such a pair of guitariacs!

guitariac by Emily K April 4, 2005

Guitargasm 

1. having an orgasm while playing an incredle guitar; playing such a sweet guitar that your fingers feel so good, its almost sexual.

2.Becoming sexually aroused while listening and or watching someone shred on a guitar.

1.Dude i just bought jackson kelly and i think i also need a change of pants because i just had a guitargasm.

2. Dude i just saw Children Of Bodom live and Alexi Laiho gave me about 12 guitargasms.

Guitargasm by Drewcz21 January 31, 2009

Guitargasm 

The expression of often orgasmical ecstacy shown whilst playing guitar. Most commonly used during shredding.

Fuck me james, that's one hell of a guitargasm u just pulled.

Guitargasm by Corey Martin January 16, 2007

guitargasm 

The look of sheer ecstacy on one's face while playing a guitar solo - usually triggered by a long, sustained note or bend. Looks very similar to the person's o face.

"Dude, check out Miles. He's having a guitargasm."

"I was playing a JEM through a Peavey JSX the other day. I almost had a guitargasm on the spot - didn't even have to take me out to dinner."

guitargasm by emodot December 11, 2005

guitarmasterx7 

Lyle Burruss, co-creator of Machinima series Sanity Not Included sometimes referred to by his YouTube name guitarmasterx7. Featured on the 22nd installment of Creature Talk where he had his own section called "Lyle's Hard-Hitting Questions" in which he would ask callers or The Creatures questions such as the famous "Gorilla Question" which goes as follows: "You are in an avalanche, and you've been injured. You come to and you realize your left arm's been broken and you can't move it, and you've got this huge wall or rock and ice whatever and behind it you've got your right arm which is for some reason holding onto a knife and you've got your dick. Your right arm you can kind of struggle out but you have to let go of the knife and your dick is just hopelessly stuck, you can't get it out. So, there's a news helicopter that's flying by that if you could just wave to them with your right arm you could flag them down and it'd take them about 3 hours to get to you. Now here's the twist, there's a very horny silverback gorilla behind you that is going to buttfuck you for all three of those hours, on live television as the news broadcasts it until they rescue you. Now your other option, only other option, is to use the knife that is trapped behind the ice wall to cut off your dick and you'd just lose it forever but you can run and make it back just fine but you have to lose your dick. So, do you cut off your dick, or do you enjoy 3 hours of televised gorilla buttfucking?

Person with good taste 1: "Man guitarmasterx7 is fucking hilarious!"

Person with good taste 2: "I know! Sanity Not Included is the best!"

Person with bad taste: "Who dafuq is that?"

guitarmasterx7 by hermel October 10, 2013

guitarmageddon 

1. A guitar sound so rockin' that will literally bring about the end of the world
2. Yngwie Malmsteen's secret plot to bring about the rapture.

"Doth thou seeth thy Swedish Wanker God's noodling hath brought about Guitarmageddon?"
Book of Vai 11:23

guitarmageddon by Char H January 8, 2006