guidoance 

guidance from a guido.

typical guidoance: "fist pump. gym. tan. laundry. repeat"

guidoance by the epicenter March 2, 2010

Ninja Gaidance

What you desperately need but can't find when you are failing miserably at any Ninja Gaiden game for PS3

Guy 1: Ahhhh this game is so hard what do I do!?!?!

Guy 2: I would offer you some Ninja Gaidance but I don't have a fucking clue.

Ninja Gaidance by Ultrafiend101 December 4, 2010

Guidone 

Usually pronounced as "Guidooooneee", emphasis on the "o". Guidone is an Italian name, a nickname for it is Guido, even though the name Guidone is a good enough name and doesnt need a nickname. A person from the Guidone descent is the cool kid at school, hott, everyone wants to be their friend cuz they are where the party's at. The essence of cool.

Yo, Guidone you comin tonight?
mhmmm biznatch
sweet!

Guidone by 832457 September 2, 2008

guidance 

A period in school time where they try to teach you about life.
No one ever listens but they eat and mostly sleep for an hour.

burger-"What food did you get for guidance?"
Me-"I got two ham rolls and some chocolate bars."
burger-"Cool."

guidance by securson March 24, 2004

Guidoune 

Prostitute

Osti, ca sent donc ben la guidoune!

J'ai vu une guidoune se laver la plotte dans un abrevoir du parc Lafontaine hier matin!

Guidoune by kirederf November 22, 2011

Guidance 

See advice.

If you want guidance, see advice.

Guidance by Quof March 27, 2011

The Guidance Center 

A non-profit organization that operates under ass backwards rules and regulations run by idiotic, ego tripping, morons with grandiose delusions.

assinine hell dysfunctional convoluted transient grossly underpaid grossly overworked stupid retarded the guidance center

The Guidance Center by Free as a bird February 9, 2010