guffnut 

When in the act of playing gulf, the win is so exciting that you accidently nut on the ball mid air - it only counts if the ball goes in the hole.

It is recommended that you follow this up by saying "slobonmenob" for extra effect.

N/A; "Yo bro that hit was amazing!! YO WTF DID YOU JUST GUFFNUT THATS SICK ASF BRO"
You: Slobonmenob

guffnut by You12scum34bag July 10, 2025

Guffauto 

“Self laugh” (Latin). Reacting to one’s own comment or post with a “haha” or smile emoji indicating recognition of humor. The Joker (character from the Batman universe) is well known for using frequent verbal guffauto by maniacally laughing after making an ominous or threatening statement.

Dude, that joke was so lame I can’t believe you gave it a guffauto!

Guffauto by Squidulus tents March 12, 2022

Gruffnut 

The clotting of anal hair due to the application of excrement.

Oooooo I don't think I wiped properly I've got gruffnuts hangin out of my posterior

Gruffnut by Dave T October 26, 2003

gruffnut 

noun; a piece (or pieces) of faeces stuck in the hair around your anus

"mate, i found the biggest gruffnut last nite"

gruffnut by james-is-sexy January 19, 2006

Gruffnut 

the pooey mess left behind in the anal hair if an anus is not wiped with enough care is called gruffnut.

Glen recieved lots of gruffnut when he went for a poo and didnt wipe afterwards. This caused a discusting mess to be left in his anal hair over the anal region and his undergarments.

Gruffnut by Chris the gr8 666 January 19, 2006

gurfnut 

an egg shaped head

a gurfnut or an egg shpaed head would be like darius's

gurfnut by hanzabanana May 10, 2010

guff nut 

gobbet of faecal matter, usually attached to hair close to the anus.

the prospect of 69 heaven evaporated as a guff nut hove into view.

guff nut by chumpflower December 16, 2003