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The clotting of anal hair due to the application of excrement.

Oooooo I don't think I wiped properly I've got gruffnuts hangin out of my posterior

Gruffnut by Dave T October 26, 2003

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gruffnut

noun; a piece (or pieces) of faeces stuck in the hair around your anus

"mate, i found the biggest gruffnut last nite"

gruffnut by james-is-sexy January 19, 2006

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Gruffnut

the pooey mess left behind in the anal hair if an anus is not wiped with enough care is called gruffnut.

Glen recieved lots of gruffnut when he went for a poo and didnt wipe afterwards. This caused a discusting mess to be left in his anal hair over the anal region and his undergarments.

Gruffnut by Chris the gr8 666 January 19, 2006

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Gruffnugget

A bum dread lock caused by the mixing of residual poo and bum pubes rubbed between the butt cheeks.

Wife: What are you doing?

Man: Plucking my gruffnuggets.

Gruffnugget by Gruffbum November 30, 2010

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Gruff Nut

The little bits of poo that can gather on hairs around the anus.

i.e. That girl has lots of gruff nuts dangling down.

Gruff Nut by Steven Mallaber November 29, 2007

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GRIFFNUT

a)LITTLE BIT OF POOP THAT STICKS TO YOUR ARSEHAIR.
b)ANNOYING WORK EXPERIENCE KIDS WHO JUST GET IN THE WAY

a)DANG, I WENT TO THE POOPER AND DIDN'T WIPE MY SHITTER, NOW I'VE GOT GRIFFNUTS
b)GOD DAMN THAT KID IS SUCH A STOOPID GRIFFNUT

GRIFFNUT by SIMON May 13, 2005

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gruffnuts

lumps of dried poo attached to the hairs of your bum. See 'Dangle berry'

God damn she's got some gruffnuts

gruffnuts by adam wallace November 15, 2007

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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