5 definitions by Dave T

Gruffnut

The clotting of anal hair due to the application of excrement.

Oooooo I don't think I wiped properly I've got gruffnuts hangin out of my posterior

by Dave T October 26, 2003

by Dave T October 31, 2003

CHeck out the Tagnuts hanging off that cows arse that shit must have been drying there for a week!

by Dave T October 29, 2003

Someone who votes based on Arnold's voter guide. (Closet republican)

Vern thinks he is a Libertarian but he is really a Arnoldtarian.

by Dave T November 2, 2004

A human being of the female gender who has a face that looks like it has been through at least four face fucks.

Your mother!
Your girlfriend!
Your Wife
All Quazi-Fuck Faces your sisters only a Semi-Fuck Face though!

by Dave T October 31, 2003