chumpflower's definitions

guff nut

gobbet of faecal matter, usually attached to hair close to the anus.

the prospect of 69 heaven evaporated as a guff nut hove into view.

by chumpflower December 16, 2003

squally oxter

(Scotish) Armpit emitting unpleasant odour.

Ochh, is tha a squally oxter or wha? Wha a niff, ken?

by chumpflower December 16, 2003

frab

labia - venus lips

As she squatted to pee on the high, high moor, the wind caught her frabs and toppled her o'er

by chumpflower December 16, 2003

pappytusil

Prepubescent breast swelling

Nine years old? Time to start wearing a vest, you don't want Jack Frost nipping at your pappytusils.

by chumpflower December 16, 2003

pumpazina

Unpleasant emission of wind from the anus.

I'm sorry .... I can't help it .... I'm going to ..... PUMPAZINA <rasp> .... oops!

by chumpflower December 16, 2003