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geffing is when two usually straight guys have a sexual encounter and keep it a secret from friends. these guys are usually into sports
"hey did you hear? jack was geffing the other day with sebastion!"

"i thought they were bith straight!"
geffing by s. genato January 24, 2009
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Trying to get attention in a way that makes you look simply retarted.
When it was freaking cold like siberia outside, Becky was wearing short sleeves and was constantly repeating "It's Hot!!". That bitch geffing like shit!
Geffing by Boberyy September 1, 2012
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Geoffing 

Verb ~ Standing uncomfortably close to people

Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.
“I peaked outside and before I knew it I was being geoffed from every angle”

“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”
Geoffing by Mowen93 October 19, 2019
The act of making animated GIFs animations using Photoshop, GIMP or some other graphics editing program.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm giffing Teen Wolf!
Giffing by obriens March 10, 2013

gaffing her trout 

Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout
Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered
gaffing her trout by loljk12345 March 13, 2015
The act of watching GIFs non stop while at work.

- Clicking the "random GIF" button on gifbin for hours.
"Damn Stacy, whend you get so good at giffing?? this shit is hilarious!!"
Giffing by wasabibobby February 14, 2012
the act of watching sports games on some sort of portable device, while sitting in an academic class
While in Genetics class, Matthew and Thomas were goffing on the computer to NCAA March Maddness.
Goffing by MTAHTOTMHAESW March 20, 2009
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