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Gramdalf 

an old man, usually sporting a large grey beard, that has unselfishly taken on the key role of Head of Narcosis within his Guild or Village. He can often be found in the Ale House cackling with visiting Minstrels or lurking at the crossroads selling his unique wares to weary passer-bys
"I'm off to see Gramdalf for some cheeky liveners. Anyone else need any Saturday supplies?"
Gramdalf by ambiDave August 29, 2020
Related Words
#GAMD : Get At Me Dawg
I'm rolling in a 500 benz. #GAMD
GAMD by Jkizyo June 3, 2017
The name for someone who likes to talk about his adventures in the shower but everyone knows they are a virgin
Gtamen loves to tell others his shower stories like the time he finger blasted his flatmate but we all know he's a virgin
gtamen by Crumpet May 12, 2018

glamdring 

The name of the wizard Gandalf's sword in Tolkein's Middle Earth
Gandalf slew the Balrog with slashes from Glamdring
glamdring by Ann December 23, 2003
Acronym meaning Gooder Than A Mother Fucker
Those cookies are gtamf ! That guitarist was gtamf !
gtamf by mcklar007 July 29, 2009
It is an acronym that usually refers to the phrase "GOTTA TAKE A DUMP". This is only used in an emergency when you can no longer hold in your dump, and you do not have the time to write the entire phrase.
xxgirliedawgyeah: Hey girl whats up?
fiberbars4lyfe: BRB GTAD!
GTAD by XokarymateoX May 10, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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