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After too many days of breadsticks and cheese, one begins to wonder when the next bowel movement will arrive. After day 3, somewhere deep in the black chasm of your bowels lies the fabled balrog - a dormant beast no man ever wants to encounter.
Porkins: "I think I have a balrog. It shall not pass."
by Gandalf's plumbing service November 05, 2012
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Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.
Mate 1: Hey, I'd be careful risking all that money on one bet. Only risk what you can afford to lose.
Mate 2: Thanks. VSA
by Sexucator February 08, 2021
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When a person is diggin in their own butt to get at an itch, but goes too deep and unintentionally unearths a fart and/or poop on to their own hand. Just like the dwarves of Morรญa.
While in the filthy Walmart bathroom, Joel was diggin in his ass to get at that itch but he was too zealous and found a Balrog.
by Durin VI June 05, 2017
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noun. a nickname given to an ex girlfriend, usually one who prefers smoking over a relationship and gets around. a balrog will typically separate you from your best friends and xbox live buddies when she wants to talk, hence forth ending your massive custom game of Halo that you worked hard to build. a balrog also tries to be "scene" but fails to do so when it's hard for it to lose 250 pounds. a balrog cannot retain a boyfriend in the area, therefore it looks online and finds imbiciles looking for desperate measures and traps them in an online relationship. a balrog usually uses pictures of its face rather than lard body to attract guys. a common way to scare off a balrog is by speaking of AP classes or other future goals or anything sophisticated. doing so will result in the same effect as sprinkling salt on a slug
PhillipVassel: How's the ex?
Humpcatter16: Oh, the balrog? Who cares? It's over man. Let's start up a game of Halo.
PhillipVassel: Great to have you back man.
by Humpcatter16 January 16, 2010
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Who picks Balrog in Street Fighter?
Friend-ooh who's this guy?
Me-Oh that's Balrog
Friend-He seems cool I'll pick hi-
Me-Boi no one picks Balrog
by illhaveyouknowkid May 10, 2017
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a mythological monster first devised by J.R.R. Tolkien in his literary works having the appearance of an unusualy large man covered in flames and surrounded by a great wing-like shadow that blocks out nearly all light
"With a bound the Balrog leaped full upon the bridge."-J.R.R. Tolkien, _The Fellowship of the Ring_
by Dannyboy July 01, 2003
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He is a boxer from Street Fighter. Balrog, is big, dumb...and really, really strong. He is a world-champion professional boxer who's primary motivations include money, women, and living the high life. He's the only Street Fighter character who can't kick, and was the first Boss character you encounter in Street Fighter II. In the Japanese version, his name was M.Bison. It was changed to avoid any legal entanglements with Mike Tyson, who bears a striking resemblance, has his own game and is certainly no stranger to legal hassles.
by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003
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