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grundell

1. carniverous animal that consumes mass quantities of food at any given time, also known as a mooch or a bum
2. extremely tempermental psycho abomination that usually takes on the form of a female to stalk its prey of unsuspecting male marines.
3. any person having a ghetto booty or wide hips is known as a grundell.
1. GRUNDELL!!! (kind of like how the asians scream "godzilla")
2. yeah, last week while feeding a grundell at the zoo, i lost most of my arm due to its hungry state.
3. WARNING: do not poke the grundell with a sharp stick.
4. girl your ass is so big you could be a grundell.
by inkaholic sex machine December 19, 2003
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grundell dweller

a type oF dweller who likes to dwell in between the dick and anus just like ur dog and other dogs of how they sniff their butts.
oh my gosh Brian is such a grundell dweller because when we had sex he kept going down to my grundell area.
by subscribe to chowyg October 3, 2017
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grundel

Grundel is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Q: What on earth is a grundel?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.
by Chane. January 17, 2021
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grundeller

A person who licks, tickles, or otherwise plays with another person's grundel
That girl is the best grundeller, she started with her tongue and it felt amazing
by PSK480 December 15, 2008
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grundeler

someone who enjoys sniffing, licking, or biting a grundle patch, especially a sweaty one.
Cuffin: Did you see that grundeler? what a disgusting bastard.
Leonard: What a fucking shanker
by cuffin September 30, 2005
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Grundelthumper

A person who is unable to find the hole with his penis.
Dayum. That drunk grundelthumper couldn't get it in my asshole OR my pussy.
by Betdog November 4, 2012
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Grundel Grab

The Grundel Grab is a sexual technique attempted by women who read too much Cosmo magazine. This maneuver which involves the prodding of the male sexual partners grundel, will in theory bring him to climax as this is his proposed G-Spot.

The validity of this theory and technique are both questionable due to a lack of substantial scientific and/or medical evidence.

Although rarely attempted, if done without warning, the male partner may resort to violence in order to protect this sacred and noble region, often referred to as "no mans land".
Marisa totally tried to Grundel Grab me but I punched her in the face.
by Mr. Friend July 13, 2009
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