grundelize

to eat at the Harris-Millis cafeteria at the University of Vermont

We were grundelizing when they saw us at the table.

by Liam December 17, 2003

grundeller

A person who licks, tickles, or otherwise plays with another person's grundel

That girl is the best grundeller, she started with her tongue and it felt amazing

by PSK480 December 15, 2008

grundelberry

The wicked stepsister of the dingleberry. Formed when one has diarreah or other digestive ailment, the grundelberry is a vulgar clump of human excrement that forms in small balls around hairs found in the human grundle.

Ex. When one goes to Taco Bell and eats three 1/2 lb Beef Combo Burritos, one will experiance gastro-intestinal defiance leading to grundelberry infestation of the grundel.

by Matthew MacKenzie July 25, 2008

grundelicious

the quite obvious combination of the two words grundel and delicious, grundelicious. meaning that the grundel that you have just sampled is just simply delicious, scrumptious, luscious, or other wise stupendously tasting. Grundelicious can also be used to describe any other productions of the anatomical region known as the grundel, including but not limited to grundel gravy, grundel cakes, grundel juice and grundel butter.

His grundel tasted delicious, it was truly a grundelicious treat.

Kid 1: Wow that grundel gravy your mom used at Thanksgiving was great, truly grundelicious just like she promised it would be! Is it a home recipe?
Kid 2: Yeh do you want my mom to write it down so your mom can make it next year?
Kid 3: You guys are fucking sick, I'm outta here.

Its all about the cocktapus.

by Skidmark McGee August 15, 2007

grundelitis

a debilitating and humiliating chronic illness which inflames the area known as the grundle...characterized by inflammation and pus-like discharge which is known to smell of a turd covered in burnt hair

when i sit, i sit in a tractor inner-tube due to my grundelitis...

by miles long May 30, 2005

Grundelized

Similar to getting tea-bagged: The act of gently and carefully rubbing your grundel up against someone's nose, usually when they are sleeping or passed out. Often, the hairs on your taint will tickle their skin and cause them to scratch their nose.

"Oh man, last week Tommy got grundelized by Jessica so hard."

by Paulo S February 1, 2008

grundelberries

Also known as dingleberries, grundel berries are the remniants of poop that have attached to the grundel hairs during the course of wiping oneself after taking a crap. BEWARE: Grundel berries can become very itchy!

When I was younger, my mother always told me, "Make sure to wipe thoroughly to avoid those grundelberries!"

by Pat Crosby June 10, 2008