Grundelized

Similar to getting tea-bagged: The act of gently and carefully rubbing your grundel up against someone's nose, usually when they are sleeping or passed out. Often, the hairs on your taint will tickle their skin and cause them to scratch their nose.

"Oh man, last week Tommy got grundelized by Jessica so hard."

by Paulo S February 1, 2008

grundeledge

Any combination of putrid,distasteful, messy,grimy, rotten, hairball,or offensive matter.

Dude, don't step in that grundeledge with those new boots!

grime
grease
vomit
garbage
slime

by Janmeister February 16, 2010

Dis-Grundeled

1. To be so pissed off and stressed about something as to force a strain or tear of the grundle.

2. To hit someone with such force (see: dial-tone)as to seperate the grundle from the rest or the sphinctal area.

1. When I found a wad of sticky singles in my girlfriend's panties it left me severely dis-grundled.

2. When Yackl outdraws me after going all-in with a Jack-Two offsuit it makes me want to dis-grundle him.

by PeterGammonsLuvChild June 16, 2005

grundelize

to eat at the Harris-Millis cafeteria at the University of Vermont

We were grundelizing when they saw us at the table.

by Liam December 17, 2003