An older gothic man who is far too old to be hanging out with teenage goth kids or dressing like an Anne Rice character, seen as a sort of father figure by the younger, more impressionable gothic teenagers. He is usually a supplier of hallucenogens and ecstacy in the hopes of bagging a child. In essence, he is a pedophile who wears theatrical makeup and ridiculous pop-in fangs.

Hey, we're all meeting at Sabbath's house tonight, you comin'? No, that guy's a total grampire, don't fall asleep over there.

Grampire by A Ling January 16, 2010

sqeezing out grumpies

brewing stew, cutting logs, making brownies, defacating, taking a dump, dooing, the poosie, pooping,

Jake was sqeezing out grumpies when the phone rang, it startled him and he got a little back splash when he constricted extra hard one big log.

sqeezing out grumpies by Doo-Master September 7, 2006

grumpies

1. An imaginary disease that causes one to be uncontrollably emotional.

2. A word used when you can't excuse your bitchy behavior with "I'm PMSing" because you used it a week and a half ago.

I'm sorry I snapped at you today, I just have a bad case of the grumpies.

grumpies by Evelynne December 29, 2007

monthly grumpies

1. Any moodiness experienced by a woman while she is PMS-ing or on her period

"Oh, don't take Diana's mood swings too seriously...she's just on her monthly grumpies."

monthly grumpies by TenkoHime May 16, 2010

grumpies

Greedy young urban professionals.

The grumpies told the reporters that they knew they were overleveraged and they didn't really care; they were proud of it. They wanted the leveraged lifestyle now; they deserved it and they would do whatever it took to get it.

grumpies by Elise Miller February 19, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026