grumpies

1. An imaginary disease that causes one to be uncontrollably emotional.

2. A word used when you can't excuse your bitchy behavior with "I'm PMSing" because you used it a week and a half ago.

I'm sorry I snapped at you today, I just have a bad case of the grumpies.

by Evelynne December 29, 2007

grumpies

Greedy young urban professionals.

The grumpies told the reporters that they knew they were overleveraged and they didn't really care; they were proud of it. They wanted the leveraged lifestyle now; they deserved it and they would do whatever it took to get it.

by Elise Miller February 19, 2009

sqeezing out grumpies

brewing stew, cutting logs, making brownies, defacating, taking a dump, dooing, the poosie, pooping,

Jake was sqeezing out grumpies when the phone rang, it startled him and he got a little back splash when he constricted extra hard one big log.

by Doo-Master September 7, 2006

monthly grumpies

1. Any moodiness experienced by a woman while she is PMS-ing or on her period

"Oh, don't take Diana's mood swings too seriously...she's just on her monthly grumpies."

by TenkoHime May 16, 2010

Bump Grumpies

Just like "Bump Nasty" or "Bump Uglies".

Hey let's go bump grumpies then get some food.

by Faelan January 20, 2007

Dickie grumpies

When your angry because you can’t cum in or on another person.

My tinder date canceled on me, now I have the dickie grumpies.

by ShelbyAve March 29, 2025

grumplestiltskin

a person that is in a bad mood or "grumpy"

He is a grumplestiltskin becaue he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

by Dizzy E January 6, 2008