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Grumpstink 

When a person throws themselves into a tantrum of such ferocious proportions that they inadvertently pass wind.
"Dude, Ashton went off the rails so bad last night that she pulled a grumpstink! My flat still hums of it."
Grumpstink by Prof. S May 4, 2010

trumpiest 

The most intelligent, most well-endowed, wealthiest, most clever and most powerful person , ever.
Reflexively and compulsively cutting the less fortunate down to size, he demonstrated he was the trumpiest guy alive.
trumpiest by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2017

Grumpstep 

A musical sub-genre that consists of (normally) electronic remixes of audio clips from a famed Youtube channel, Game Grumps. Such songs include "Goof Troop Boof", "Banana Shoes", "BaBoom", and "Ice Hair".
Dude 1: Aw, man! Did you hear that Grumpstep song by xXJerryTerryXx?

Dude 2: Which one? Banana Shoes?

Dude 1: Yeah! I had that song stuck in my head for a whole week!
Grumpstep by Random_Grumpling November 11, 2012

grumplestiltskin 

a person that is in a bad mood or "grumpy"
He is a grumplestiltskin becaue he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
grumplestiltskin by Dizzy E January 6, 2008

Grumpelstiltskin 

"urgh, Steve, stop being such a grumpelstiltskin!"
Grumpelstiltskin by MrMojo82 February 23, 2010

Grumpelstiltskin 

a play on the name of the dwarf character in the classic Grimm Brother's fairy tale which is used to label someone who is pissed off for an insignificant reason

use this term to further aggravate someone who is already excessively angry for unimportant reasons; personal amusement comes from watching the Grumpelstiltskin become more angry and frustruated upon being called this name

Sally(angry and irrational): OH MY GOD! Someone ate all the Special K! I'm gonna f'n kill someone! All I wanted all day was my fucking cereal! I HATE THIS!!!

Sarah(calm and cool): Simmer down, Grumpelstiltskin.

Sally: Fuck you! I hate you, you cock-juggling thunder cunt!...(continues to yell and scream and hate on Sarah)
Grumpelstiltskin by Jessie L June 13, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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