grubstick 

In reference to Henry Grubstick, Betty's nerdy boyfriend, in the ABC television series "Ugly Betty."

A grubstick describes a nerdy, mostly unattractive man that is essentially undateable. Used in jest to mock a woman's taste in men.

Hey Kendra, found yo' grubstick.

grubstick by LisaLanguage June 9, 2010

grubdick 

A term used to describe an uncut penis. Namely the fact that it looks like a grub.

Can also be used to denote a person with an uncircumcised penis.

You must be careful with your grubdick, lest it become infected with noxious cock-cheese.

grubdick by Sparky Manhattan June 30, 2009

gutstick 

The penis, the ladypleaser.

He buried his gutstick into her velvet folds......

gutstick by danielc May 14, 2003

Gluestick 

To cum on a girls back then stick her to the carpet.

I gluesticked her last night

Gluestick by japraptor February 12, 2006

gutstick 

n.
1. A colloquial term for faeces,
2. A larger than average turd

Note: The term is often used during sexual intercourse involving faecal matter

Susie squatted over Mike's face and snapped off a gutstick

Come on man, drop your gutstick in my mouth

gutstick by ozdrew July 31, 2006

Downtown Gumstick 

When a man drags his sweaty ball sack over the forehead of his male lover until it sticks

Hopefully Greg will give me a downtown gumstick tonight.

Downtown Gumstick by 6GuysDicks&Thighs August 6, 2016

grubstitute 

Substituting one food item for another.

I would like to grubstitute the fries for a salad please.

grubstitute by junkfinder September 4, 2017