(n.) a man who is married to a woman, for seemingly no sexual reasons. His only use to his wife is purely for reasons of social and financial convenience.
"Ted complained that he and his wife hadn't had sex all last month. When will he realize that he's just a groommate at this point?"
grownmandoer is hawaii. i met her a long time ago, when i was still a resident of the west coast. she was trashy then and is trashy now. :) you love me.
random 16 yr old in phoenix: duuuuude, like arizona sucks. california is waaaay better duuude. btw, you "know" a girl named hawaii?
random 16 yr old's friend: of course dude, everyone "knows" her, and for all the wrong reasons. just drive by whiskeygurl's house late at night and you can see the hydraulic show. the car leaves a new crater in front of her house every night!!