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Groommate 

(n.) a man who is married to a woman, for seemingly no sexual reasons. His only use to his wife is purely for reasons of social and financial convenience.
"Ted complained that he and his wife hadn't had sex all last month. When will he realize that he's just a groommate at this point?"
Groommate by DarkApp January 17, 2010
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Growmate 

A growmate is partner you grow to like and love as your time together lengthens.
Suzy Q " Hey Derick, have you found your soulmate yet?"

Derick " f*+k a soulmateSuzy Q, I'm looking for my Growmate"
Growmate by DeeAlien October 3, 2017

grownager 

The status of being a grown man or woman, but having the mentality of a teenager.
Jerome is like fifty years old, listens to B2K, and still wears sagging jeans to work. What a grownager!
grownager by GhettoGeek414 January 10, 2009

groommate 

A groomsman who also has been the groom's roommate.
Kevin is upgrading from roommate to groommate status.

grownmandoer 

grownmandoer is hawaii. i met her a long time ago, when i was still a resident of the west coast. she was trashy then and is trashy now. :) you love me.
random 16 yr old in phoenix: duuuuude, like arizona sucks. california is waaaay better duuude. btw, you "know" a girl named hawaii?
random 16 yr old's friend: of course dude, everyone "knows" her, and for all the wrong reasons. just drive by whiskeygurl's house late at night and you can see the hydraulic show. the car leaves a new crater in front of her house every night!!

groommate 

A male friend (or roommate) of yours who is getting married.
Mike and I aren't really friends, so much as groommates.
groommate by goshdurnit June 21, 2007