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Groommate 

(n.) a man who is married to a woman, for seemingly no sexual reasons. His only use to his wife is purely for reasons of social and financial convenience.
"Ted complained that he and his wife hadn't had sex all last month. When will he realize that he's just a groommate at this point?"
Groommate by DarkApp January 17, 2010
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Growmate 

A growmate is partner you grow to like and love as your time together lengthens.
Suzy Q " Hey Derick, have you found your soulmate yet?"

Derick " f*+k a soulmateSuzy Q, I'm looking for my Growmate"
Growmate by DeeAlien October 3, 2017
To group text a bunch of friends with the intent of hosting a orgy.
Darryl just sent a groupme to Laranda and Whitney and we're grabbing hold of some magnums and hitting the jacuzzi to fool around together.
groupme by Guy Wills February 21, 2011

grousemate 

making a new years resolution to take a massive shit on another man's chest
guy 1: whats your new years resolution mate?
guy 2: ahh to fucking grousemate every cunt in sight this year
grousemate by shaneskillz1 December 31, 2010

grownmate 

The combination of two terms: "grown up" and "room mate". An adult with whom you live.
"Dude, my grownmate is passed out in his boxers on our living room floor."
grownmate by neilrealsand May 25, 2009
The standard group-chat app that you have to install when you enroll into college these days. GroupMe can be helpful in communicating with your floor-mates, or even as a way to ask for help on homework assignments. It's also helpful to know when your laundry is done, rather than have some asshat throw it out.

Besides that, the typical GroupMe group chat for the university often consists of the same 9-10 people talking out of 1000+ members that are in it. Furthermore, it's filled to the brim with students asking you to sign the same goddamn petition, often social justice related. While this master group chat is helpful for university-wide news discussions, having different political opinions might end you up in a slippery slope. And believe me, you will not win.
A: Did you see the GroupMe chat?
B: Nah, what happened?
A: Apparently someone shit in the urinal on the 2nd floor
B: What's new?
GroupMe by Geoman18 April 12, 2021