groomsday

when you lost a bet and have to shave a part of your body in the future.

dude, you redskins lost, you know what that means?

yeah, 3 days until groomsday...

by crispy19 August 19, 2009

Groomsmaid

A female on the groom's side of the altar.

Brian will be groomsmaid at Jen and Baraka's wedding.

by db5 March 16, 2010

Groomsman

a man who tries to get the groom to come to his senses before he commits to a life long nightmare.

Dude, Im your Groomsman trust me.

by bobmarz March 31, 2010

goomday

in other terms to masterbate with someone and not actually having sex it could be a male or female of any type just as long as theres no sexual contact.

Crystal = Hey Ossamah you wanna goomday?
Ossamah= Yeah Dawggg. Of course its MUC friday!

by Crystal Bennett May 10, 2008

groomslady

When a girl is a groomsmen.

Molly is going to be Jeff's groomslady.

Did you check out that groomslady? She's much hotter than a bridesmaid!

by guy has more girls as friends November 13, 2011

groomsmaid

A combination of the words "groom" and "bridesmaid"

In a gay wedding, it is a jovial term for a "groomsman."

At Elton John's wedding, wasn't Richard Branson one of the groomsmaids?

by mike87111 July 7, 2011

Gloomsday

The Aphelion of the cometary orbit towards Bloomsday on June 16, the day of days for fans of James Joyce’s _Ulysses_. December 15 is thus Gloomsday, the furthest calendrical point from Bloomsday. Gloomsday is said to have been marked on Salisbury plain by the ancients, who used megalithic alignments to predict the birth of Joyce thousands of years into the future. Remarkably, they were only half an hour out when he finally arrived into the world on 2 February 1882.

God damn, it's Gloomsday.

by The Man in the Macintosh September 20, 2025