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Groomsman

a man who tries to get the groom to come to his senses before he commits to a life long nightmare.
Dude, Im your Groomsman trust me.
by bobmarz March 31, 2010
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Les Grossman

Les Grossman

He wants you to literally "FUCK YOUR OWN FACE"
by bwat January 4, 2009
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grootman

slang. a. In urban (especially township) English: a term of respect for an older man or a leader.
“My grootman resembles my father.”
by Clive Custódio April 26, 2019
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Les Grossman

Les Grossman is a fucking boss, he will literally fuck your face and slap your ass.
Les Grossman slapped my ass and I came in my shorts
by Les grossman October 7, 2019
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Groomsmaid

A female on the groom's side of the altar.
Brian will be groomsmaid at Jen and Baraka's wedding.
by db5 March 16, 2010
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Rex Grossman

To choke in the clutch, big game, under deadlines. To suck.
You sure did a Rex Grossman on that project Frank; you're fired.
by Mario Bogolavicchi February 13, 2007
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Rex Grossman

noun- a very good but highly error-prone quarterback. Tends to throw as many interceptions in a game as he does touchdown passes. If he keeps this up, the Bears will not go too far into the playoffs, let alone the Super Bowl. Don't get me wrong, though- I love the guy to death, but he MUST do better than this.
1.) A 2006 game against the Arizona Cardinals: a pitiful first half performance by Rex Grossman, during which the Cardinals capitalized and got a 20-0 halftime lead. The only things that saved his ass were the Chicago defense, which scored three touchdowns in the second half, and a botched Arizona field goal at the end. Lucky bastard. The Bears barely won 24-23

2.) Another game in 2006 against the Dolphins, who, before the game, were one of the worst teams in the league. Grossman had to have thrown at least three interceptions that game. A terrible performance. The Bears get crushed 31-13

3.) Another 2006 game verse the Patriots. There was less than a minute to go in regulation when Tom Brady throws an interception and the Bears take over with adequate field position. A touchdown on this drive would make Grossman a hero, and what does he do? He throws an interception. Once again, the game is in his hands and he makes a very costly mistake. A sub-par performance for both quarterbacks. The Bears lose 17-13
by Kendrick Winningham December 11, 2006
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