One ridiculous spoiled bitch that thinks he is the center of the universe, just because the "beautiful game of tieball" is on. Everyone else in the world has to drop everything and come running in this prime-donna's mind.
"Man, get a load of that groomsmanzilla. We should warn him that he will be able to watch the tie later...NARP"
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.