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A branson is a term reffering to a blow job, usually in which a woman performs oral sex on a man of affluence.
That chick is a gold digger but she gives great bransons.
by ma989 January 11, 2013
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A place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.
Tony Orlando and Dawn are performing nightly in Branson.
by MRT2 October 07, 2006
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To receive a gay sex act of oral or hand releif from a recently married man.
"look at him he's itching for a branson"

by gmagic May 05, 2006
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A virgin derived from the owner of 'Virgin' - Richard Branson
Person A: "Mate i horsed da life clean outta her"
Person B: "No ya didn't ya Branson"
by Big Craig aka Legend February 25, 2008
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bran'sun / bran'sund

Getting a BJ or hand relief off a recently married man.
1) "I got a Branson off the next door neighbour last night while his wife was indoors taking a bath....."

2) "My boss in accounts nealt down and Bransoned me while i was standing at the photocopier yesterday"
by gmagic May 02, 2006
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To be hit in the head with more than one of the plastic tubs used at the airport for luggage screening.
Quit bothering me or I’ll Branson you with these tubs.
by ganger2 February 19, 2017
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Branson is the hottest guy, but a complete weirdo. He is not gay, but might act like it sometimes. He can’t do math to save his life and can’t speak. All the thots seem to like him
Ahhh Branson is so hot, but I think he is into boys
by BigShaq0429 June 11, 2018
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