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A word which used to refer to the male getting married at a wedding or, as a verb, meant to look ater your appearance. However it has recently been hijacked by the press and now refers to the action in which a paedophile pursues an individual child via the internet.
"I hear that record producer king guy has been grooming kids over the internet since his release"
by Jizzmopper September 18, 2005
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The ultimate trump card. A way to instantly end any conversation which is about to head in a negative direction.
Amanda is great at sports, she was the best catcher on her team. Grooms!
by F Company Bandit April 04, 2011
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Either of two male principals in a civil union.
The horny grooms were stiff as brooms on their wedding night!
by Adam n' Steve November 05, 2004
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A state of being high-maintenance or actions signalling high needs and standards. Not to be confused with the concept, "Don't ever play yourself," this has a more neutral to a negative connotation, and is an abbreviated and humorous usage.
You need cranberry sprite cause it comes out only once a year? That's low key grooms.
by Kasey Savage December 22, 2017
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one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain
by Michael March 21, 2005
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a dirty Mongolian Mexican half-breed who lives in squalor, characterized by excessive chew stains around mouth and clothing; lack of hair, penis is also usually nothing to brag about
girl 1: "was he ugly as fuck?"

girl 2: "yes he was, but nothing as vile as a Grooms"
by shithead849864 February 04, 2010
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