Gloomsday 

The Aphelion of the cometary orbit towards Bloomsday on June 16, the day of days for fans of James Joyce’s _Ulysses_. December 15 is thus Gloomsday, the furthest calendrical point from Bloomsday. Gloomsday is said to have been marked on Salisbury plain by the ancients, who used megalithic alignments to predict the birth of Joyce thousands of years into the future. Remarkably, they were only half an hour out when he finally arrived into the world on 2 February 1882.

God damn, it's Gloomsday.

Gloomsday by The Man in the Macintosh September 20, 2025

Gluomday 

Gluomday - the 8th day of the week.
Chronically misunderstood, Gluomday has 89 minutes in an hour. It comes after Monday and people tend to get cravings for Tabasco hot sauce on the day.

Roberts: "Hey, what day is it tomorrow?"
Ashfaq: "It's Gluomday tomorrow."

Gluomday by thej42 February 7, 2023

groomsday 

when you lost a bet and have to shave a part of your body in the future.

dude, you redskins lost, you know what that means?

yeah, 3 days until groomsday...

groomsday by crispy19 August 19, 2009

goomday 

in other terms to masterbate with someone and not actually having sex it could be a male or female of any type just as long as theres no sexual contact.

Crystal = Hey Ossamah you wanna goomday?
Ossamah= Yeah Dawggg. Of course its MUC friday!

goomday by Crystal Bennett May 10, 2008

gloomyd4ys 

gloomyd4ys,,,, is me,,, 💀🥴🥴🤒💀😴🤗💋💋

u smell like gloomyd4ys
thanks for the compliment

gloomyd4ys by gloomyd4ys November 30, 2020

Gluomday Calendar

In connection to the 8th day Gluomday, the Gluomday calendar Is the only official calendar to recognise the existence of Gluomday, the calendar is separate to the Gregorian Calendar, as it is currently in its first year due to the recent discovery of Gluomday on February 7, 2023, February 7, 2023 is considered January 1, 1 in the Gluomday Calendar.

Ashfaq: I do not support Gluomday, and think it is a false word
Roberts: You will bow to the Gluomday Calendar!

Gluomday Calendar by gluomdayisreal February 10, 2023

Gloomscape 

A gloomy landscape.

He loves to explore the gloomscape in his video game.

Gloomscape by Fictional Wor(l)ds September 22, 2023