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Grandmother's boobs. We have all seen them, they hang down by the belly button region.

Gary's girlfreind has groobs. And shes only 16

Groobs by jeffaa December 20, 2007

Groobs

A hybridization of the words Gravity and Boobs. What happens to a woman's chest as she reaches middle age and/or has children. Used to describe a woman with a large saggy rack.

My wife was hot when she was younger, but 20 years and three kids on gave her groobs.

Groobs by photonerd February 7, 2008

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groobs

Similar to hangy tits, groobs refer to breasts that hang down unnaturally low to one's torso or beyond. Formed by combining the words GRANNY and BOOBS to form GROOBS. Most commonly found among the elder female population, yet not excluded from the more disproportionate youth of today.

Daaaaaaaamn, Barbara's groobs hang so low they look like she got them on a direct mail order from an old folks home.

groobs by wdfa5150 December 31, 2007

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Groobs

Gru’s boobs.

Wow. Did you see Gru’s Groobs? They’re massive

Groobs by Grooooo April 21, 2022

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Grooble

What the Groobler tries to do to you when you drive down Santa Rosa Rd. at night.

God Damn it I hate when your driving down Santa Rosa Rd. at night and the Groobler jumps out and tries to Grooble you.

Grooble by Moredoing July 16, 2022

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grooben

german; reminding people of german stereotypes such as the crazy beer hound or the scary german middle aged woman.

I visited Germany once, but everyone there was so grooben I couldn't take it.

grooben by runforyourlives April 5, 2008

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groomsbride

A whore

Person 1:What a beautiful wedding
Person 2: yes but what a shame, the poor groomsbride is a whore

groomsbride by Kyoudon February 4, 2014

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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