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people specially guys getting hit in the nuts really hard,kicked in the nuts,busted your biscuit;like the phrase you got served but groined means kicked in the nuts...
mike:dude did you see carl yesterday??
josh:Y?wat happened?
mike:he got groined by the new foreign exchange kid
josh:omg i cant believe i missed that!!!
groined by jemslite December 17, 2008
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GROINED ARCHWAY 

VAGINA VAGINA
FEMINISTS ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF GROINED ARCHWAYS.
GROINED ARCHWAY by DR .D January 13, 2009
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A term commonly used in the IT industry to describe an outage of a service being caused by the substandard work of a sysadmin.
*Multiple services light up the monitoring board*

"OH FFS who grained it"
grained by dfg1r07 March 22, 2017

groinenstein 

injury to the groin or surrounding areas

person tends to have qualities of
1. long flowing jesus locks of hair
2. use's "Hey Mane" as a greeting
3. often creeps thru use of facebook, texting, the act of following or any means of stalking
"He hurt his Groinenestein"
"How's the Groinenstein?"
"Go Stretch the Groinenstein"
"I was masturbating to Law and Order SVU and I pulled my Groinenstein
groinenstein by theTEAM_31 July 8, 2010
Interjection (derived from past participle of GrOwn).

Abbreviation for "Grammar Owned," a phrase adapted from the now popular term "Owned," which denotes the dominance of the listening (owned) person by the speaking person.
The interjection is triggered by some event which demonstrates one person's inferiority to another.
In this case, it refers to the grammatical superiority of the GrOwner, and is in response to a grammatical error committed by the GrOwned person.

Alternate spellings: Grpwned, Grpwn3d, GrOwn3d, Gr0wned, Gr0wn3d, Groaned.
Spelling and punctuation count as grammar too. You've just been GrOwned.
GrOwned by The Grammar Nazi October 6, 2004

Groinery 

A guy with no game who radiates little dick energy, puts pussy on a pedestal, girls feel bad so they talk to him, type of person who goes over to girls houses just to make TikTok’s with them, a groin isn’t deserved on this man, and a very punchable face/personality.
God dude that KEEGAN guy is such a groinery
Groinery by Beatlejuice69420 April 25, 2020

Grained Out 

When you go to a party and cant make it to the late night afterwards because you have had too much grain alcohol and are hammered.
Guy One: Hey man, what happened last night, you missed a great party?
Guy Two: I know, I was so hammered, that party was grained out.
Grained Out by Joes 204 April 24, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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