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When a dude manspreads and his tip pokes his stretched pants
*guy manspreading in front of you on the train*

Friend 1: “Yo check out this dude tryna show off his dick”
Friend 2: “yeah that guy is a groiner”
Groiner by Tangent Tnegnat February 10, 2024
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groiner jones 

the most awful name in the history of the universe
Hi, my name is mr. Jones

ok, whats your full name?

umm, well its ummm GROINER JONES

get off my property, loser

the groaner 

a poop so hard to get out that you must groan very hard.
last night at that party i had the groaner and dude i yelled and i thought people heard me!
the groaner by JAson R........ April 12, 2009
to griner (verb, present tense)
grinering (present participle)
grinered (past participle)

to griner: individuals, particularly US citizens, casually smuggling small amounts of cannabis, often in the form of edibles, across international borders regardless of the legalities at the destination. See case of WBNA player Brittney Griner.
1) My friend's dad grinerd these edibles for me.

2) Met a dude in a bar last night, he gave me a toke of the vape pen he grinerd.

3) I don't understand why people griner so casually, that shit can land you in jail!

4) the police don't take kindly to grinering in Russia
griner by BenGers January 5, 2023

Grinerunker 

Norwegian word for when you are REALLY down

Grinerunker=That you are crying when you jack off =)
"Oral Bee du er enn jævla grinerunker"
"Oral Bee You are a fucking grinerunker"
A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.
That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.
groaner by cornholio October 13, 2003
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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