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The consequence of being struck in the groin area by any type of projectile such as a baseball.
The third baseman suffered a groiner when the line drive took a nasty hop.

The batter got a groiner when the pitcher threw a wild pitch.

Dang, the quarterback just threw the ball and gave his receiver a groiner.
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When a dude manspreads and his tip pokes his stretched pants
*guy manspreading in front of you on the train*

Friend 1: “Yo check out this dude tryna show off his dick
Friend 2: “yeah that guy is a groiner”
Groiner by Tangent Tnegnat February 10, 2024
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groiner jones 

the most awful name in the history of the universe
Hi, my name is mr. Jones

ok, whats your full name?

umm, well its ummm GROINER JONES

get off my property, loser

the groaner 

a poop so hard to get out that you must groan very hard.
last night at that party i had the groaner and dude i yelled and i thought people heard me!
the groaner by JAson R........ April 12, 2009
to griner (verb, present tense)
grinering (present participle)
grinered (past participle)

to griner: individuals, particularly US citizens, casually smuggling small amounts of cannabis, often in the form of edibles, across international borders regardless of the legalities at the destination. See case of WBNA player Brittney Griner.
1) My friend's dad grinerd these edibles for me.

2) Met a dude in a bar last night, he gave me a toke of the vape pen he grinerd.

3) I don't understand why people griner so casually, that shit can land you in jail!

4) the police don't take kindly to grinering in Russia
griner by BenGers January 5, 2023

Grinerunker 

Norwegian word for when you are REALLY down

Grinerunker=That you are crying when you jack off =)

"Oral Bee du er enn jævla grinerunker"
"Oral Bee You are a fucking grinerunker"
A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.
That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.
groaner by cornholio October 13, 2003
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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