groiner jones

the most awful name in the history of the universe

Hi, my name is mr. Jones

ok, whats your full name?

umm, well its ummm GROINER JONES

get off my property, loser

by Groiner jo--- i mean john smith August 13, 2004

Groiner

The consequence of being struck in the groin area by any type of projectile such as a baseball.

The third baseman suffered a groiner when the line drive took a nasty hop.

The batter got a groiner when the pitcher threw a wild pitch.

Dang, the quarterback just threw the ball and gave his receiver a groiner.

by Pickleball pansy girl June 19, 2022

Groiner

When a dude manspreads and his tip pokes his stretched pants

*guy manspreading in front of you on the train*

Friend 1: “Yo check out this dude tryna show off his dick”
Friend 2: “yeah that guy is a groiner”

by Tangent Tnegnat February 10, 2024