Groiner

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The consequence of being struck in the groin area by any type of projectile such as a baseball.

The third baseman suffered a groiner when the line drive took a nasty hop.

The batter got a groiner when the pitcher threw a wild pitch.

Dang, the quarterback just threw the ball and gave his receiver a groiner.

Groiner by Pickleball pansy girl June 19, 2022

Words you can keep

Groiner

When a dude manspreads and his tip pokes his stretched pants

*guy manspreading in front of you on the train*

Friend 1: “Yo check out this dude tryna show off his dick”
Friend 2: “yeah that guy is a groiner”

Groiner by Tangent Tnegnat February 10, 2024

Related Words

Groiner • groinery • groiner jones • groaner • Groner • grooner • Goiner • grainer • Griner • greiner

groiner jones

the most awful name in the history of the universe

Hi, my name is mr. Jones

ok, whats your full name?

umm, well its ummm GROINER JONES

get off my property, loser

groiner jones by Groiner jo--- i mean john smith August 13, 2004

the groaner

a poop so hard to get out that you must groan very hard.

last night at that party i had the groaner and dude i yelled and i thought people heard me!

the groaner by JAson R........ April 12, 2009

griner

to griner (verb, present tense)
grinering (present participle)
grinered (past participle)

to griner: individuals, particularly US citizens, casually smuggling small amounts of cannabis, often in the form of edibles, across international borders regardless of the legalities at the destination. See case of WBNA player Brittney Griner.

1) My friend's dad grinerd these edibles for me.

2) Met a dude in a bar last night, he gave me a toke of the vape pen he grinerd.

3) I don't understand why people griner so casually, that shit can land you in jail!

4) the police don't take kindly to grinering in Russia

griner by BenGers January 5, 2023

Grinerunker

Norwegian word for when you are REALLY down

Grinerunker=That you are crying when you jack off =)

"Oral Bee du er enn jævla grinerunker"
"Oral Bee You are a fucking grinerunker"

Grinerunker by ViggU Brage Kolbeinsen November 4, 2007

groaner

A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.

That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.

groaner by cornholio October 13, 2003

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026