Agggggh, I just found a groban in the spare bedroom, the cat must have left it on the carpet for us to find! I thought I saw a dingleberry dangling from his anal fur earlier today!
by Daytime Neologist December 10, 2013
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Person 1: " I really can't be friends with Bernadette any more. She never goes out she just cries at home and pets her cats all day."
Person 2: " Yea, she's really such a Groban."
Person 2: " Yea, she's really such a Groban."
by I hate the Groban November 14, 2007
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To Groban someone is to fart while receiving a blow job from someone and pushing their head down to choke on your dick at the same time.
This term comes from the fact that Josh Groban looks like he is a dick and would most certainly cram someone's head down and fart during a blow job.
This term comes from the fact that Josh Groban looks like he is a dick and would most certainly cram someone's head down and fart during a blow job.
My chick complains that I fart too much, so I made her choke on it whike blowing me and farted at the same time... I totally Grobanned her.
by dubbglenn July 26, 2019
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"have you heard of josh groban"
"yah! who hasnt? hes ONLY the best singer/songwriter in the world!"
"awesome!"
"yah! who hasnt? hes ONLY the best singer/songwriter in the world!"
"awesome!"
by delia April 14, 2005
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2.the 5th tenor
3.sang a lovely duet with Charlote Church.(I think they are in love!)
2.the 5th tenor
3.sang a lovely duet with Charlote Church.(I think they are in love!)
by 348 August 28, 2004
Get the Josh Groban mug.A young man with a voice that can only be described as beautiful. Many of his songs are about love and have heartbreaking and haunting melodies which you are quite happy to have in your head for many a day after hearing it. He sings using a rich voice and in a variety of styles. Many songs are in different languages such as Spanish, French and Italian. One of the most talented singers in ages, in the first phrase of a song he can convey a whole world of emotions.
by Darth_Vader December 31, 2008
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He is an angel sent from heaven unto us to deliver plantinum records.
And if he were here right now I would club you to death with his Critics' Choice Award.
He is an angel sent from heaven unto us to deliver plantinum records.
And if he were here right now I would club you to death with his Critics' Choice Award.
by Sandy Ryerson. June 22, 2010
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