Groban
Agggggh, I just found a groban in the spare bedroom, the cat must have left it on the carpet for us to find! I thought I saw a dingleberry dangling from his anal fur earlier today!
Groban by Daytime Neologist December 10, 2013
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groban
A whining sniveling woman with multiple cats, who is easily upset, and prone to overreacting. Derived from the fans of the abysmal, awful, adult contemporary singer Josh Groban.
Person 1: " I really can't be friends with Bernadette any more. She never goes out she just cries at home and pets her cats all day."
Person 2: " Yea, she's really such a Groban."
Person 2: " Yea, she's really such a Groban."
groban by I hate the Groban November 14, 2007
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Groban
To Groban someone is to fart while receiving a blow job from someone and pushing their head down to choke on your dick at the same time.
This term comes from the fact that Josh Groban looks like he is a dick and would most certainly cram someone's head down and fart during a blow job.
This term comes from the fact that Josh Groban looks like he is a dick and would most certainly cram someone's head down and fart during a blow job.
Josh Groban
1.a great singer.
2.the 5th tenor
3.sang a lovely duet with Charlote Church.(I think they are in love!)
2.the 5th tenor
3.sang a lovely duet with Charlote Church.(I think they are in love!)
Josh Groban by 348 August 28, 2004
Josh Groban
A young man with a voice that can only be described as beautiful. Many of his songs are about love and have heartbreaking and haunting melodies which you are quite happy to have in your head for many a day after hearing it. He sings using a rich voice and in a variety of styles. Many songs are in different languages such as Spanish, French and Italian. One of the most talented singers in ages, in the first phrase of a song he can convey a whole world of emotions.
Josh Groban by Darth_Vader December 31, 2008
Josh Groban
Who is Josh Groban?! KILL YOURSELF!!
He is an angel sent from heaven unto us to deliver plantinum records.
And if he were here right now I would club you to death with his Critics' Choice Award.
He is an angel sent from heaven unto us to deliver plantinum records.
And if he were here right now I would club you to death with his Critics' Choice Award.
Josh Groban by Sandy Ryerson. June 22, 2010
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