A state of extreme excitement which occurs when a
female encounters a nonsexual object that she
feels an uncontrollable urge to acquire.
This occurance is similar to the experiences of many teenage
boys who are completely out of control of their pup tents.
Groaner originates from a combination of the words "girl" and "boner."
Related synonym: Shopgasm
Chelsea: OMG! Those
shoes are the
shiz!
Rhonda: I don't know, they're okay.
Chelsea: Are you kidding? They're the most perfect pair of
shoes ever! I totally got a groaner.