groadster

a person who is shitty, ugly, fugly, gross, weird, bitch.

Eww, thats groady.

Your fagly, u bitch. Therefore your a fucking groadster.

by jackstay89 June 18, 2011

roadsterbation

When you have a roadboner and decide to go ahead and make it better. Usually done on a less-traveled road, or when in a large vehicle not easily seen into. (A rig or large truck.)

Usually pretty intense, since the element of exhibitionism is there in force.

Also, be sure to have a handrag or burger king napkin handy.

Damn, I got a roadboner after seeing that cuteass little redhead at that last stoplight. I guess I better jerk off as I drive. Classic Roadsterbation.

by Mouthwash June 22, 2006

grossterical

Something that is gross, and also hysterical. Something that is hysterical because it is so gross.

That old man's balls are hanging out of his shorts, and it is grossterical! The movie "Human Centipede" is grossterical. cheeky vulgar

by SLander December 23, 2013

Groovster

Groovsters came about because hipsters are too mainstream. Groovsters make very ambiguous/vague references that only other groovsters would understand. They never actually say any names, places, or descriptions that would allow for a non-groovster to understand the reference. Groovsters don't have a uniform style of clothing because that is too main stream. You can only figure out if someone is a groovster if you already know for a fact that they are one.

Groovsters are so non-mainstream that if normal fish are mainstream, and salmon are hipsters, then groovsters would be that one thing by the stuff.

Groovster #1: "Duuuuuuude!! This is totally like that one thing from that one movie!!"
Groovster #2: "You mean that one with that one chick who did that thing at the place???"
Groovster #1: "YEA!!"
Groovster #2: "Totalllyyy."
Non-Groovster: "....Da fuck are you talking about?"

by groovster#1 May 16, 2013

Greaster

A term used to distinguish Greek Easter from the Catholic Easter.

This year Greaster is the week after the Catholic Easter.

by Ares443 April 23, 2006

Grabster

A Graphic Designer and YouTuber that hates Neumorphism the same way people hate Hitler.

Is that a black & white shadow in one image? 'boutta tag Grabster just to torture him

by Funkryon May 6, 2020

Tesla Roadster 2.0

Tesla Roadster
Manufacturer Tesla, Inc.
Production 2023 (to commence)
Model years 2023 (to commence)
Designer Franz von Holzhausen
Body and chassis
Class Sports car/Grand tourer (S)
Body style 2-door coupe
Layout Tri-motor, all-wheel drive
Powertrain
Electric motor Three electric motors (one front, two rear)
Battery 200 kWh
Electric range 1,000 km (620 miles)
Chronology
Predecessor Tesla Roadster (first generation)
The Tesla Roadster is an upcoming all-electric battery-powered four-seater all-wheel-drive sports car concept in development by Tesla. Inc. Tesla has claimed that it will be capable of 0 to 60 mph (0 to 97 km/h) in 1.9 seconds, which would be quicker than any street-legal production car as of the announcement in 2017. The Roadster is the successor to Tesla's first production car, which was the 2008 Roadster.

Tesla CEO Elon Musk has said that Roadster should ship in 2023. Musk said in a tweet that higher-performance trim levels will be available beyond the base specifications, including a SpaceX package which would "include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around the car" which would supposedly allow for dramatic improvements in "acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering".

Elon Musk: Hey can we remake our first hypercar but add a rocket booster?
Franz von Holzhausen: Yes, we can call that Tesla Model R
Elon Musk: Nah, I will call it Tesla Roadster 2.0

by ☭UCRCR☭ January 4, 2022