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Roadster 

The sweet shinny blue thing sitting in my garage waiting for the snow to melt... and the dual purpose soft top serves as a kitty hammock during inclement weather.
"Oh no! The cats are on my car again!"
Roadster by dw February 18, 2005
Words you can keep

Roadster 

An old band teacher who has a bald head with one strip of white hair across the top. When he wants you to play louder he squawks like a bird.
The Roadster was fired.
Roadster by Angry band student February 28, 2004

Roadster life

The lifestyle of tuning one's Mazda Miata Roadster in the style seen in the JDM magazine Road&Ster and popularized on the English-language forum, ClubRoadster.net.
Look at the stance on Paul's car. Man, he's livin' the Roadster life.
Roadster life by Bill Wilner September 23, 2008

Tesla Roadster 2.0 

Tesla Roadster
Manufacturer Tesla, Inc.
Production 2023 (to commence)
Model years 2023 (to commence)
Designer Franz von Holzhausen
Body and chassis
Class Sports car/Grand tourer (S)
Body style 2-door coupe
Layout Tri-motor, all-wheel drive
Powertrain
Electric motor Three electric motors (one front, two rear)
Battery 200 kWh
Electric range 1,000 km (620 miles)
Chronology
Predecessor Tesla Roadster (first generation)
The Tesla Roadster is an upcoming all-electric battery-powered four-seater all-wheel-drive sports car concept in development by Tesla. Inc. Tesla has claimed that it will be capable of 0 to 60 mph (0 to 97 km/h) in 1.9 seconds, which would be quicker than any street-legal production car as of the announcement in 2017. The Roadster is the successor to Tesla's first production car, which was the 2008 Roadster.

Tesla CEO Elon Musk has said that Roadster should ship in 2023. Musk said in a tweet that higher-performance trim levels will be available beyond the base specifications, including a SpaceX package which would "include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around the car" which would supposedly allow for dramatic improvements in "acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering".
Elon Musk: Hey can we remake our first hypercar but add a rocket booster?
Franz von Holzhausen: Yes, we can call that Tesla Model R
Elon Musk: Nah, I will call it Tesla Roadster 2.0

Tesla Roadster 

As of February 6, 2018, the fastest car that humans have ever built. This is not because it drives quickly, but rather that Elon Musk strapped one onto a fucking rocket and shot it into orbit.
Get your Tesla Roadster, the fastest car in the world, once you pay for it to be launched into orbit.

Tesla Roadster 

Is that a Tesla Roadster? I've heard it's fucking awesome.
Tesla Roadster by krlyos December 17, 2011

nut-roaster

When you're have sex, and the girl lets one rip across your balls.
I was really nailing this chick last night, but she gave me a nut-roaster.
nut-roaster by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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