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Another word for a persons genitles, named after Ex-Australian Big Brother host 'Gretle Killeen'. Also acceptable to say as 'Gret'
example 1:
'Theres no soap in the shower'
'Well just use shampoo, that'll keep your Gretle Killeen'

example 2:
'Man my Gret stinks so bad'
'Well wash it you dirty bastard, mines always squeaky Killeen.'
Gretle by nipplehair8545 July 1, 2009
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a guetler is a person with brown hair, who is lanky and has very long fingers in comparison to the size of their palms.
guetler by Mr_Fidge October 15, 2011
Canadian way of asking for a coffee with 9 creams and 9 sugars. Named after the famous and glorious hockey player Wayne Gretzky #99
Hey bud, wanna rip down to timmies and grab a gretter?!
gretter by Jesse James Rooney December 11, 2018

The Grether

A variation of of the "Cleveland Steamer" where a rather large bottomed woman takes a hot dump on the chest of a hairy Greek man.

Originated in a small mom and pop restaurant in Idaho called Butterburns. Their signature dish is "The Grether" which is a hot, 7 hour rump roast.
Wow, Sharon sure looks hot today. I bet Matt is stoked that he'll be getting "The Grether" tonight!

There's nothing like bath time with "The Grether"

I sure could use a hot "Grether" right about now!
The Grether by Jsmack November 8, 2007
A coffee from Tim Hortons with 9 cream and 9 sugar in honour of 99 The Great One Wayne Gretzky.
Me in the Tim Hortons drive through: Hey can I get a large Gretter?"
The Tim Hortons employee: "A what?"
Me: "A Gretter; that's a coffee with 9 cream and 9 sugar in honour of number 99 The Great One Wayne Gretzky."
Employee: "So that's like a whole cup of cream eh?"
Me: "Oh yah, but..yanno.. gotta get it."
Employee: "Oh fuck yah ok drive on up."
Me: "Thank you."
Gretter by Chip Diamond December 14, 2020
like truant someone who skives of school to do work like plumbing, tiling and especially roofing
Look at that geezer hes a proper gretzer!
gretzer by Hugh Janus February 7, 2004