Gretle

Another word for a persons genitles, named after Ex-Australian Big Brother host 'Gretle Killeen'. Also acceptable to say as 'Gret'

example 1:
'Theres no soap in the shower'
'Well just use shampoo, that'll keep your Gretle Killeen'

example 2:
'Man my Gret stinks so bad'
'Well wash it you dirty bastard, mines always squeaky Killeen.'

by nipplehair8545 July 1, 2009

Hansel and Gretel

When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.

one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".

by tenesmus November 27, 2017

grettel

Grettel is a caring, loving, romantic person. She is usually small and likes things most people don't. She cares and is wholesome to everyone she meets and considers other people's feelings. She wants everyone to feel welcome and you're lucky if you ever date one! Marry a Grettel and see your life be the best it has been in years. Great at relationships, loyal, and amazing behind closed doors.

"I see he got a Grettel, what a lucky guy."
"Yeah he better take good care of her, though"

by aestheticandpathetic September 13, 2017

grethel

Sassy, outspoken, and nerdy woman. Knows what she wants and goes for it. A little devil in bed. Once you've had a taste of her, you'll be hooked. A total whovian, but she works it like no other. She's also smart and a hidden beauty. You won't notice it right away. First, you'll think "yeah, she's cute," but once you know her you'll never want to her to leave your life, whether as a friend or a lover.

Ever since I met Grethel my life has become better, she's everything I want in a woman and more.

by womanlover43 December 29, 2013

greeley estates

the most awsomest post hardcore screamo bandwith the sexiest frontman ryan zimmerman

me: holy shit i got beaten up in the mosh pit for greeley estates

friend: really?!

me: yeah i have so many fucking bruises

friend: aw that sucks

me: yeah but it was worth it

by jamieee July 24, 2006

Grete

A Grete is someone you always want to be around. No matter what mood her friends might be in a Grete is always happy and never stops giggling. Usually a Grete is blonde with blue eyes, also, she is usually taller than all of her friends. Grete can always make you laugh and you can always make her laugh. A Grete has a very contagious smile, she smiles and every one smiles. Not that good in school, because she has too much trouble with all the boys texting her because she is so perfect. She claims not to be that good, but inside you know all you want to do is be with Grete, all day, everyday.

Nicknames: Gret, Grety, and G.

I want to be like Grete.

Who doesn't like Grete.

Why are you always so mean? Can't you be like a Grete?

by 126williams January 11, 2014

Grelle Sutcliff

She is a character off of Black Butler. And let me tell you, she is the most beautiful person/grim reaper I’ve ever seen. She is so perfect. I cannot explain it. She is very beautiful to me. And I love her. I bet you do too. Grelle, If you’re reading this... “I love you. Please marry me. I have thousands of posters of you. I cosplay you too. I love you so much.” -Me

Random person: Have you ever loved someone so much you just wanna die?

Me: Yes, and guess who that is?

Random person: I don’t know, you tell me.

Me: It’s Grelle Sutcliff. Who else did you think..?

Random person: I don’t know like your grandma or something. That’s weird.

Me: Bye.

by Grelle Simp October 21, 2020