Canadian way of asking for a coffee with 9 creams and 9 sugars. Named after the famous and glorious hockey player Wayne Gretzky #99
by Jesse James Rooney December 11, 2018
Me in the Tim Hortons drive through: Hey can I get a large Gretter?"
The Tim Hortons employee: "A what?"
Me: "A Gretter; that's a coffee with 9 cream and 9 sugar in honour of number 99 The Great One Wayne Gretzky."
Employee: "So that's like a whole cup of cream eh?"
Me: "Oh yah, but..yanno.. gotta get it."
Employee: "Oh fuck yah ok drive on up."
Me: "Thank you."
The Tim Hortons employee: "A what?"
Me: "A Gretter; that's a coffee with 9 cream and 9 sugar in honour of number 99 The Great One Wayne Gretzky."
Employee: "So that's like a whole cup of cream eh?"
Me: "Oh yah, but..yanno.. gotta get it."
Employee: "Oh fuck yah ok drive on up."
Me: "Thank you."
by Chip Diamond December 14, 2020