greengoo'd

the act of performing anal sex on oneself in order to gratify both one's homosexual urges as well as an egotistical self-love stemming from the overuse and domination of certain video games.

Yo, Bob was so drunk last night playing WoW he greengoo'd himself

by George Freemason October 11, 2007

greengoo'd

the act of performing anal sex on oneself in order to gratify both one's homosexual urges as well as an egotistical self-love stemming from the overuse and domination of certain video games.

Yo, Bob was so drunk last night playing WoW he greengoo'd himself

by George Freemason October 11, 2007

Messi Greenwood

Teenage global phenomenon destined for greatness with his one club love. Nickname for the talented Mason Greenwood currently flying at Manchester United and bagging the spectacular goals.

Mason Greenwood's runs and explosive shot from around the box are very reminiscent of a young Lionel Messi.

Another unbelievable strike from Messi Greenwood today, lads.

by Benny XI July 9, 2020

jonny greenwood

born in oxfordshire, england on the 5th of november 1971, jonny greenwood is one of the greatest musicians of all time. he is lead guitarist of the band Radiohead in which his brother, Colin Greenwood, is also a band member.
as well as guitar he plays the organ, xylo, harmonica, synthesizer, piano, recorder and makes sound effects.
he claims Frank Black, Jimmy Smith and Lee Morgan influenced him.
He appeared in Harry potter and the goblet of fire as a band member along with jarvis cocker and bandmate phil selway.

jonny greenwood is one of the greatest guitarist of all time

by jonny greenwood January 31, 2006

greenwood lake middle school

Have you ever wanted to go in a dumpster fire? Well greenwood lake is for you! Kids stoned out of their minds, drug deals, retards that think they are black and in gangs, crack addicts and way more!!

Dumpster fire be like.. Greenwood lake middle school

by Yung Lord Dagger Dick October 17, 2019

Jonny Greenwood

Someone who has an eery talent for creating some of the most beautiful and original sounds/songs out there.

Plays lots of instruments and with a lot of passion (arm brace, anyone?).

A large cog in the Radiohead machine.

You're a right Jonny Greenwood!
Jonny Greenwood is my idol.

by OssettRyan December 29, 2007

Mason Greenwood

An ex- United player who's been arrested for raping his girlfriend. People used to compare Deadwood to the likes of Saka and Foden but they were all fatherless United fans. Can often be seen asking women to open their legs before allegedly bruising and bashing them. Proper cunt.

"Dad did Mason Greenwood score today."
"No son he's in prison because he's a dirty rapist."

by MASON FORCEWOOD February 6, 2022