Greengooning

The activity of greening out and beating your meat at the same time

Dude, yesterday Xander was Greengooning when he slipped into a coma

Greengooning by wizardofgas March 11, 2025

Greengooning

When you stroke yo shi while greening out

Yo Xander was greengooning so hard yesterday he slipped into psychosis

Greengooning by wizardofgas March 21, 2025

greenwooding 

producing media in order to capitalize on a tragedy, focusing on overly generalized emotional appeals. The media's quality is typically so low that it borders on satire. See "God Bless the USA" by Lee Greenwood

When the next 9/11 happens, I'll be greenwooding it like hell 'til I'm rich. I can't wait.

greenwooding by blackfaded September 15, 2010