When you stick a heroin spoon and stick it up your butt before taking in the ass by a lubed up person. The heroin gets absorbed by your rectum and colon.
A festival that they grease up the closest ginger and the ginger runs through the closest hospital while screaming about that time he ate a banana side ways.
The last time the greasey ginger festival took place, grandma got trapped in his way and accidentally ingested three gallons of vodka.