grastesque

A level of enticingly obscene absurdity only achievable during Mardi Gras.

These are grastesque times.

by Taras Kremen' March 4, 2014

Grotesque

Beautifully ugly.

Grotesque is a word commonly known as something that could mean odd, distorted, ugly or repulsive.

At the same time though, it could also mean bizarre or so shocking and horrible it could be fantastic.

And though rarely thought of this was in English language, it could mean both beautiful and ugly at the same time.

The picture of the woman attempting to protect the baby from a running car was an unforgettable and grotesque image to any who had seen it happen...

by JJYY27 August 5, 2009

Grotesque

Eating soup with your mouth open, the sight of it along with vegetables, pouring out your mouth while you're trying to have a conversation at the dinner table.

Pete: *puts soup in mouth* I think that this soup is great *soup pours out mouth*
Steve: That's the most grotesque thing I've ever seen

by smallcroco May 22, 2020

goatsesque

Something that makes you think of the "goatse man" - an item or image of a hole with hands at either side, being stretched wide open. Coined by "Canis" at Ars Technica

"The Mickey clock was even more goatsesque."

by FXWizard December 21, 2009

gruntesque

A description of anything with attributes similar or comparable with those of excrement, turds or jobbie-plops.

"As I sat down in the passenger seat I immediately noticed a strong odour which I can best describe as being somewhat gruntesque."

"It's possible that Grand-dad sat down on his sticky date pudding, but the stain on the back of his trousers looked a bit too gruntesque for my liking."

by Gruntie Stevie September 20, 2019

Goatesque

Willing to eat almost anything, edible or inedible alike.

My dog Levon is goatesque in his oral consumptions.

by Crosswords June 2, 2015

Grotesque

Amusing by it's ridiculous character.

Man that drunk girl is grotesque, she can't stand up.

by Hubert Girard May 22, 2007