(slang) Voluntary intervals of time within the workplace used to measure non-performance of job functions whilst still receiving houry stipends for said functions. Gropper-time may be practiced in groups or independently.

"Fuck, look at my shitty paycheck...let's get some Gropper-time tonight, yo."

gropper-time by MRDURDEN January 9, 2009

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shaft-grasper

One who subconsciously holds a bottle with both hands as though it is an erect penis.

Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."

shaft-grasper by rmcanada June 20, 2013

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juicy gripper

A signature move performed by a woman during sex in which she tightens her vaginal muscles, gripping her male partner tighter. This, along with the fluid inhancement and proper gliding technique is known as the Juicy Gripper.

Mike: You heard Chuck proposed Saturday.

Tim: Yep. She had put the Juicy gripper on him on Friday.

juicy gripper by Averie Jenkins August 5, 2018

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