grantimus

1. a grantimus
2. a chinker face
3. a lazy dude

1. he's a ~
2. livin that ~ life, girls go runnin when they see him comin'
3. On the phone:
Dude: You comin to cross country this morning, Grantimus?
grantimus: Uh...blah...uh...zzzzzzzz zz

by i'm grantie's little brother October 29, 2007

Granteus

Originating from the notoriously bad playstation user, Granteus, this is an expression for somebody who is extremely horrible at something. It is often abbreviated to Grant.

Theres a squad of Granteus’s over there!

omg your so grant, I thought women were good at cooking

by ChizzGod October 2, 2019

Grantique

when you're eating an old woman's ass and she farts, covering you in dust

"i was tossing you're grandma's salad the other night and she grantiqued me!"

by ayjelly August 15, 2008

grantus

Purple Haired Emo that wears G-Strings.

"oh noes a grantus!"

by GrantusE January 14, 2009

Grantium

A nick name given to anyone incredibly smart named Grant.

Grantium is a made- up element that Grant will create!

Grantium, will you help me with chem?

by weare123456 November 22, 2011

grantics

noun. Aggravating acts or antics committed by a person or persons that even normal earth logic cannot comprehend, repeated at ad nauseam. Coined after an internet nuisance by the name of GrantM became obsessive about becoming an anime VA and routinely stirred up drama on every board he was on and ignored advice.

"God dammit, your grantics are getting way too out of hand! You don't make any sense!"

by BrainDamage July 25, 2008

maximus_goatimus

Jedi master who puts the izzle in shizzle.

Max is a jedi when it comes the bd.

by :o January 20, 2005