granticus 

sickhead brapper who is very funny but can be a pain in the arse sumtimes. it can also be anuva name for pimp

Grant is such a granticus!

granticus by Maddie S January 15, 2008

charcarodon pteryops giganticus 

The Tau Cetian relative of Charcarodon Megalodon (the ancient Great White Shark, specimens of which up to 100 feet in length have been found as fossils on Earth). The distinctive feature of the Tau Cetian variety, notwithstanding its length, is its winglike appendages (similar to those of terrestrial "flying fish" classification "excocetidae"). The Tau Cetian Great Whites are known to be able to fly lengths up to 400 meters, and exceed altitudes of 13 meters.

The lagoons of Tau Ceti were placid until the Charcarodon pteryops giganticus broke the surface of the water.

charcarodon pteryops giganticus by Nicholas Meyler September 15, 2003

ghandicus 

The most composed, tranquil creature in existence. Native to the planet Ahimsa, these creatures are herbivorous and live by a strict moral code to never harm another living creature. Unfortunately not eating meat meant that for a time they had to do whatever they could to survive. That meant eating infected tree bark, psilocybin mushrooms, and drinking seawater. Something that would historically be referred to by future civilisations as, “The Incident”
These androgynous creatures reproduce incredibly fast, as they possess multiple male and female reproductive organs. They also possess multiple male and female personalities, as the entire species is rampantly schizophrenic.

When the species reached the stone age, they did not resort to the mortal transgressions of violence like most other species on their home planet. No instead, they went from village to village signing peace treaties and they smoked chamalucha on the peace pipe.

After billions of years of rampant inbreeding of the mentally ill, we see their final evolutionary stage, the ghandicus erectus.

ghandicus by Enlaved Autism October 26, 2020

Granteus 

Originating from the notoriously bad playstation user, Granteus, this is an expression for somebody who is extremely horrible at something. It is often abbreviated to Grant.

Theres a squad of Granteus’s over there!

omg your so grant, I thought women were good at cooking

Granteus by ChizzGod October 2, 2019

Grantique

when you're eating an old woman's ass and she farts, covering you in dust

"i was tossing you're grandma's salad the other night and she grantiqued me!"

Grantique by ayjelly August 15, 2008

gannicus 

A sex god. One who falls asleep and others fall in love

Oh my! Jay is gannicus...

gannicus by Jayydodie December 22, 2016

grantus 

Purple Haired Emo that wears G-Strings.

"oh noes a grantus!"

grantus by GrantusE January 14, 2009