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gandussy 

Quoted as being the 8th wonder of the world, Gandussy has the properties of sandpaper grip, and super soaker moisture levels. This genetic wonder stemmed from tribes deep in the Sahara dessert, where in order to adapt to the harsh inhospitable climate, created an ooshy-gooshy super soaker to retain and recycle hydration levels.
Placed within Western society, the Gandussy has obtained an almost mythical reputation as a fountain of youth type of experience, transferring what was once a survival advantage, into a plethora of divine euphoria.
"That Ooshy-Gooshy, super soakin', sand paper gorilla grippin' Gandussy got me actin' a fool"
“Hey do you wanna see my granussy”

“POOSAY”
granussy by Granussy March 30, 2022

Grandmummy 

An older mummy who loves to flex their junk
Yo Steve yo grandmummy took me to some PLACES last night
Grandmummy by liltinyteddy April 29, 2019

Gradussy 

The smell or combination of elderly booty dick and pussy. Grand Budussy.
I walked into my grandmas house to meet her new boyfriend and it smelled like straight up gradussy in there.
Gradussy by DefNottheGuyU September 18, 2021
A grandmas pussy
Hey want to see my granussy
Granussy by Dickgamegood April 19, 2022

Grandmapussy 

When a young woman has a really old looking pussy
Joe: Yo! I just fucked a grandmapussy!!

Mama: no way dude!!
Grandmapussy by Help me i need help January 21, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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